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What’s your most memorable Halloween experience?

If you mean the movie its when I found out Paul Rudd stopped aging after filming Halloween 6. But if you meant the holiday its when I lost a costume contest to a very nice lady. I might as well have changed my name to victim number 1.

Tell us why you would make it to the end of a horror movie.

Let's go Alien on this one when the crew goes to investigate whats going on, Ripley realizes the mysterious signal is actually a warning and tries to stop the team from going out, but is overridden because sometimes people suck. If I had command I would have agreed and they'd all stay on board and the only thing Kane would suffer from is space diarrhea, can't take that guy anywhere.

What would you do with the unlucky $13,000?

Probably let my girlfriend spend half because she likes this stuff too and she needs a new chainsaw for yknow chainsaw stuff. I personally would use it for props and instruments to fuel my own messed up creativity.

Who is your real-life hero who you would want to survive a horror movie with?

I could say something you've heard before like Bruce Campbell, but he'd survive without me and probably take my girlfriend in the process. Jaime Lee Curtis is tough but they'd recast me in the sequel because I look like Shrek. Im gonna go Linnea Quigley and if I get to choose the movie it'd be return of the living dead so she would be Trash and id be Suicide. When she says she wants to party i would reply, "wanna go 40 square blocks away to party? Come with me if you want to live"