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What’s your most memorable Halloween experience?

Me and my bud went to New Orleans. I'm about 5'2 and he's about 6' we often get matching costumes. Mine are always cheaper coming from the kids section. We went with Michael Myers his mask alone was 50 bucks. We wake up to go hit the French Quarter and being lazy I said we should leave the masks cuz we`d come back. We in fact did not come back and everyone kept calling us bank robbers because of the jumpsuits and each time the ragebaiting intensified. Still owe him the 50 bucks.

Tell us why you would make it to the end of a horror movie.

Well traditionally as a gay poc my odds aren't great, but I did serve in the military for about 20 years and I'm still here so my will to survive must be strong. It's either I'm good at surviving or I'm too petty to die. At this point I have like 3 of my 9 cat lives left so why not use one or two here.

What would you do with the unlucky $13,000?

I would first pay back my buddy for his $50 Michael Myers mask, then I'd put the rest into a down payment towards buying a house for my family.

Who is your real-life hero who you would want to survive a horror movie with?

My real life hero is my little sister, she's hilariously sarcastic and after everything else we survived growing up why not an actual horror movie too. No matter what has happened she's always there to say something that just really puts all the insanity into perspective in the funniest way. We're all living in an absurdist dream ammiright?