What’s your most memorable Halloween experience?

One Halloween, I decided I was going to be brave and enjoy a haunted house like a normal person. 😂 Everything was going great until someone jumped out at me, and apparently my mouth decided to scream before my brain could process what was happening! 🤣 The best part? My family laughed about it the entire night. Turns out, the real Halloween monster was my dignity… and it never recovered! 🎃👻

Tell us why you would make it to the end of a horror movie.

I’d survive a horror movie because I’m nosy, petty, and have bills to pay. 😂 I’m NOT going into the basement or investigating strange noises. Baby, keep your damn secrets! If you say, “Let’s split up,” congratulations, dumbass, you’re the main character now! 🤣 I’ve survived adulthood, bills, and enough bullshit to qualify for hazard pay. Some masked weirdo isn’t ruining my night! I’m making it to the credits, and somebody better pay me for emotional damages! 💀🎬

What would you do with the unlucky $13,000?

I’d pay off some bills, take a vacation, and buy a bunch of shit I’ve had sitting in my Amazon cart since 2023. 😂 Then I’d treat myself to a shopping spree, a nice dinner, and a little peace and quiet because apparently that shit costs extra these days! 🤣 Whatever’s left, I have 3 teenagers & I’m saving for emergencies… like Monday mornings, unexpected bullshit, and the audacity of adulthood. 💸🍹

Who is your real-life hero who you would want to survive a horror movie with?

My Meme took my sisters and me in when our mom passed away. She’s no longer with us, but her love will always mean everything to me. ❤️ Dallon, my oldest son, changed my life forever. At 17, I was facing 20+ years in prison. That’s some serious time y'all 😅. After years of trouble, I found out I was pregnant at 19, and something just clicked. I completed 10 years of probation and fought to become the mom I always wished I had. He didn’t just change my life; he gave me a reason to change it. ❤️