I’m a swamp magic practitioner, a backwater businessman, and the storytelling late night horror host of Trader Gator’s Shock Shack!
You decide who wins the sinister $13,000, and meets Jamie Lee Curtis, Matthew Lillard, and Kane Hodder!
Dying to know what Face of Halloween is all about?
What’s your most memorable Halloween experience?
One Halloween while visiting my cousin Austin’s variety show, Varietyville, I kidnapped him and took his audience hostage... Hahahaha!! Bet that was an experience they won’t soon forget! Woulda gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for my no ‘count adopted mutant son, Milton. That ol’ softie.
Tell us why you would make it to the end of a horror movie.
What a silly question… I make it to the end of a horror movie every Saturday night at midnight during my cable access show, Trader Gator’s Shock Shack!
What would you do with the unlucky $13,000?
I believe some renovations to my swamp shack would be in order, these ol’ walls could use a fresh coat of PAIN. Maybe add some illegal inventory to my black market trading post catalogue. Perhaps I’d finally perfect my coaxial transducifier! In order to infiltrate television sets nationwide and, thusly, control the minds of every living being in the- - Err… uhh… Taxes! Yeah, that’s it. I mean I’d pay my taxes!
Who is your real-life hero who you would want to survive a horror movie with?
My real-life hero and the only person I would want to survive a horror movie with is my mentor, Momus Alexander Morgus, otherwise known as Morgus The Magnificent.
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