What’s your most memorable Halloween experience?

I forgot to get my 6 yr old daughter a costume so I got a clear plastic bag, a couple wire coat hangers fashioned into a circle, taped that into the plastic bag, closed the bottom up except where her legs went, and after putting that on her, I stuffed it with little clrd balloons and called her a gmbll machine. The vision in my head did not come out in real life and my daughter was so embarrassed that she only went down one block. BWAHAHA, proactive paybacks for any bs in the future. 😁

Tell us why you would make it to the end of a horror movie.

I am too adorable and sarcastically witty to kill. I would be kept as a sidekick, the comic relief as you will. So the rest of the victims at least die laughing or hearing laughter cuz I made the killer laugh with some wisecrack.

What would you do with the unlucky $13,000?

I would pay off my outstanding bills then I would commission something beautifully obnoxious to cement to my daughter's headstone that can't b removed to piss off the other kids I birthed who have turned into people I don't know anymore then I'd finally be able to get a lawyer for a good divorce and to help me win my civil rights lawsuit against child protective services and the people who changed and then took away my youngest son, who's bday is the day after his late sis. 10/24/97, 10/25/11

Who is your real-life hero who you would want to survive a horror movie with?

My real life hero is my landlord, Pat. For letting me and my kids stay since COVID after my husband left us high and dry with no money and no job. Granted we eventually had to move out bcuz I couldn't get the ex to keep his promise to buy the house but we were still there 4 years, rent free. Plus he fixes my car when I need it. And he laughs at all of my jokes. AND he's got the patience of a saint.