What’s your most memorable Halloween experience?

I was on a scarecrow stand. A woman’s daughter was frozen in fear below me. I heard mom say,”Get moving or you’re going to pee your pants!” I jumped off the stand (Jeepers Creepers like) and landed right next to the girl. Her scream was pure terror. I then heard her mom scream, “OMG you just peed on my shoes!!!” 2 for the price of one. Great night!!

Tell us why you would make it to the end of a horror movie.

I don’t have to be faster or smarter than the evil pursuing us. I just have to be faster and smarter than you. It’s hard to run with a blown out knee. While evil is busy with you I can find the running car and get. What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, however, if you can’t beat it, join it. Hello darkness my old friend.

What would you do with the unlucky $13,000?

Love it!! Because the love of money is the root of evil and this would strengthen the dark creativity within. But really I would like to buy my wife a new car and pay down some medical debt.

Who is your real-life hero who you would want to survive a horror movie with?

My wife! She is the mother of our beautiful children. She challenges me to be a better man. She has put up with All of me for over thirty years and still lets me play during Halloween. In those years we have already survived many horror’s and I can’t imagine going to the movies without her.