Christopher Cannon

Because I turned pain into myth, IP into covenant, and wear the mask that unmasks the system. This is the real horror story.

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What’s your most memorable Halloween experience?

Back in Newburgh, towards graduation, we threw this party at Rolling Hills Country Club where my friend Evan worked. When the cops showed up looking for underage drinkers, Evan pulled the ultimate vanishing act - dived underwater and stayed submerged in that pool for like thirty to thirty-five minutes straight. Meanwhile, I'm watching this aquatic escape artist from the sidelines before deciding to head home promptly. Classic Midwest chaos - sometimes the best way to disappear, literally

Tell us why you would make it to the end of a horror movie.

The light guides me, learned patience from negotiations - call it aeromancy, music magic, whatever. Midwest/Newburgh had me tripping. I'd slip into backroom dimensions until the killer's forgotten. Like that feeling when friends turn green, gone. Sonic phantom energy taught me to navigate those in-between spaces. Horror's just dimensional flux - ride the frequency to the exit.

What would you do with the unlucky $13,000?

"Invest it all in Chuck's Moon Boot NFT project. Those Puma prototypes are going to revolutionize interdimensional travel, mark my words. Either that or buy more crypto - invest in the sonic phantom energy. It needs power and proper amplification equipment."

Who is your real-life hero who you would want to survive a horror movie with?

Chuck, obviously. Anyone who can maintain virtue while managing goats, cottonmouth snakes, and blockchain mysteries has the perfect balance of wisdom and chaos needed for survival.


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